Livet på Plata, minutt for minutt

Med sitt direktesendte Hurtigrute-maraton går NRK i sporene til eksperimentelle filmskapere som ønsket å stille spørsmål ved hva sannhet på film er. Dokumentargenrene Direct Cinema og Cinema Vérité (virkelighetsfilm) har kretset rundt disse spørsmålene i mange tiår. Mest kjent er kanskje Andy Warhols filmer Sleep og Empire fra henholdsvis 1963 og 1964.

I Sleep filmet han en mann som sov i fem timer og tyve minutter. Etter sigende skal to av de ni som møtte opp til premieren ha forlatt lokalet i løpet av den første timen. Året etter fulgte Warhol opp med den enda mer ekstreme Empire, hvor han i rundt seks og en halv time filmet Empire State Building i New york. Warhol bestemte at filmen skulle projiseres med 16 bilder pr sekund, så visningen av filmen varer i rundt åtte timer.


Formmessig har NRK har lagt seg på et litt mer folkelig nivå enn Warhol, og kommer neppe heller til å bli skutt og nesten drept på gaten slik han ble. NRK opererer med mange kameraer, de er både utenfor båten og inne, de snakker med folk, fletter inn arkivklipp, legger på musikk med lokal forankring, viser oss passasjerenes eksalterte mannekeng-visning av norske strikkeplagg, zoomer inn på folkelivet rundt båten, har lange bilder av den røde nattehimmelen, flettet inn i folk som veiver med flagg i båtene sine og sjøfugler som flyr stille forbi.


Men det filmen, for å kalle den det, mangler i strenghet og formeksperiment tar den i rikt mon igjen i lengde. Jeg har sett lange filmer før, men Hurtigruten minutt for minutt tar kaken. Fem og et halvt døgn med direktesendt båtreise, stille, uppsiktsvekkende, kjedelig, folkelig, vakkert. Fra en relativt beskjeden start i Bergen, utviklet turen seg mer og mer i retning av en signingsferd. Mennesker langs ruten ville være med, de ville vises, vi fins her, vi bor her, og slik ser det ut her vi bor.


For eierne av Hurtigruten må filmen være gudesendt.

Som et eksempel på hva nordmenn liker å se på tv, er filmen både problematisk og interessant. Det ligger en lengsel og lurer ikke langt under overflaten. Det er et snev av nostalgi her. Landet fremstår atter en gang som en enhet, det bor folk i alle avkroker og vi er alle glade og stolte av landet vårt. Man mistenker nesten at regjeringen har en finger med i spillet. Det er kanskje Hurtigruten vi skal leve av når oljen tar slutt.


Det er ingen tvil om at NRK vet hva de driver med. Dette er dristig tv, men samtidig ikke så dristig at det nærmer seg et problem. Det er dristig på en slags helsprø kristenruss-måte, dessuten er det billig.

Sannheten om Norge har blitt ufrivillig problematisert. Vi fremstår som et vakkert idyll hvor folk ikke har noe bedre å bruke nettene på enn å tenne bål og vinke til en båt de har sett tusenvis av ganger før.

Nå som turen er til endes, fins andre viktige, lange oppgaver å gi seg i kast med. Livet på Plata, minutt for minutt, kan gå i månedsvis, og vil antakelig avføde konkrete endringer, men kanskje noen færre turister.


Den lange virkelighetsgenren åpner for helt nye muligheter.

Erlend Loe

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Toilet in traditional serbian restaurant (Kafana), with music in the background. Total bliss for toilet lovers.

Telegram från en bombad by. Some Beograd toilets, some bombed buildings and the hall where I spoke yesterday in front of 350 interested people. I often feel that the person they think I am after having read my books is not me, but what the hell, they are wonderful and I love them and it certainly seems to be something that I write that people connect with and I am not sure what is me anyway. Coming from such a small country/language as I do and being able to reach so many is just fantastic. Where does the water in the Beograd toilet come from? I always wonder where water come from. There are two great rivers here. The Sava and the Danube. I like rivers. I like confluence of rivers.

Spending World Toilet Day in Den Haag.

Here are a couple of photos of toilets from Park Hotel and two of dutch  shops, just so you know that I have realle been there (here), and one photograph of the stage where I was given a literary prize just now (De grote jongerenliteratuur prijs). I feel rather proud because the two other nominees in the translated fiction for young adults category was John Green and Dave Eggers. A group of dutch people seem to think that my novel Muleum deserved the priize and I am grateful. I hope this helps some english publisher to discover the book. The english speaking world tend to think they have access to everything automatically. Well, they      don´t. 

For the record; the boy in one of the toilet pictures is not a toilet model, but one of my sons.

The toilet of Södra Teatern, Stockholm. And Slavoj Zizek talking on stage at the same theatre. He is refreshing. Not as extreme as I expected, but challenging enough for a left wing liberal like myself. He showed us the scene from Sound of Music where the mother superiour sings Climb Every Mountain to Maria when she expects punishment for her dangerous carnal desires. Zizek called this betrayel of the church´ traditional ideology Hollywoods ultimate obscenity.

Toilet at cinema Filmstaden Söder. I saw The Social Network again. There is really a lot to like in that film. Jesse Eisenberg is a great exemple of the less is more-rule. Scrreenwriter Sorkin does too much of it only a couple of places (where the young lawyer tells Zuckerberg that he is not a bad guy, he is just trying so hard to be one, and when Eduardo Saverin looses his temper when being tricked out of Facebook). The rest of the time I think the writing is very good, with the start and endiing as highlights, and also Zuckerberg´s arrogance throughout. And there is of course true beauty in Zuckerberg creating the world´s largest playground for friends, and he himself being so lonely. I also like Zuckerbergs long walk during the opening credits. That is one long walk for a main stream film.

Toilet at cinema Filmstaden Söder. I saw The Social Network again. There is really a lot to like in that film. Jesse Eisenberg is a great exemple of the less is more-rule. Scrreenwriter Sorkin does too much of it only a couple of places (where the young lawyer tells Zuckerberg that he is not a bad guy, he is just trying so hard to be one, and when Eduardo Saverin looses his temper when being tricked out of Facebook). The rest of the time I think the writing is very good, with the start and endiing as highlights, and also Zuckerberg´s arrogance throughout. And there is of course true beauty in Zuckerberg creating the world´s largest playground for friends, and he himself being so lonely. I also like Zuckerbergs long walk during the opening credits. That is one long walk for a main stream film.

!7 minutes to next toilet inspection at Oslo Airport Gardermoen, toilet at Hotel Rex Stockholm + the rather dull view from the hotel room, but at least people are working, there is work to do and they are doing it, from the early morning. A super rainy day. I discover that I rather have a problem with photographing toilets with people in them, I am afraid they will believe I am a troubled person.

Great toilet day. Airplane toilet, the toilet of Gyldendal Copenhagen (with my rabbit fur hat. first time ever that I take a photograph of a toilet with additional object), the toilet of restaurant Paté Paté, the toilet of Danish Broadcasting, the Mixing Part cake, the Mixing Part organizer´s assistent in lederhosen and the toilet of some sombre back alley late night copenhagen bar where I ended up playing pool with a friend.

A day of promoting my books in Denmark. Reading, being interviewed by danish television, having dinner with friends, back to the television house for an hour and half of being interviewed in front of an audience that has made lots of questions to me after having read my Mixing Part book, then back to the restaurant, then out playing pool. A full day and a full night.

And this last toilet is very close (geographically) to where I lived when I studied screenwriting at the Copenhagen Film School in the mid 90´s, a completely grotesque area at that time, with obvious prostitution and drug dealing in the house that I lived etc. Maybe a bit better today, although one of today´s taxi drivers said it was in fact worse now.

The restroom at the suite at Lysebu, Holmenkollen, Oslo, a center for danish/norwegian fraternity and cooperation, where I sometimes meet with a danish director to continue to try to make a film script ok, then good, then, hopefully, great. Or not. Film is complicated. Litterature is easy in comparison, anything goes.

The restroom at the suite at Lysebu, Holmenkollen, Oslo, a center for danish/norwegian fraternity and cooperation, where I sometimes meet with a danish director to continue to try to make a film script ok, then good, then, hopefully, great. Or not. Film is complicated. Litterature is easy in comparison, anything goes.